PoE Limericks

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CharanJaydemyr написал:

...Starts like a limerick... Ends badly. Like a limerick.

Charan's comment in another thread, inspired me to compose these, hope you enjoy them:

PoE Limericks



Characters:

A ranger named Farrah soon found,
Poison Arrow made way too much sound-
So she shot them with care,
All at once in the air,
desecration rained silently down.



The coolest of duelists was Matt,
whose flicker was quicker than "Stat!"
Though he played every night,
his leveling was slight,
cuz he dickered for hours in chat.



A templar named Kemplar was wise,
wearing Tabula as a disguise.
When his life soon got low,
he'd deal the death blow,
yelling out, "Shavronne's, Surprise!"



A clever young witch from Kirkoon,
had a miraculous boon,
with Death's Oath adorned
its chaos she scorned,
by singing innocuous tunes.



There was a marauder named Bert,
whose armor was barely a skirt,
though the danger was clear,
to his front and his rear,
it made it quite easy to flirt.


There was a brash shadow named Steve,
who preferred a quick stab to a cleave,
though his thrusting was fast,
he never could last,
so his girlfriend said, "Slow down, or Leave!"



There once was a Scion named Dax,
who had an incredible axe,
all her friends liked to grind,
with her from behind,
cuz the booty they looted was max.




Bosses:


The announcement made a big splash,
"Brutus is throwing a New Year's Eve bash!"
though some wore no pants,
the exiles all danced,
everyone had great fun and got smashed



Merveil fell in the usual way,
but in dying had something to say,
"Though my heart's cold as a fish,
I've one dying wish -
Daresso served as the 'Catch of the Day' "




With it's gears, levers, switches and springs,
the Vaal Oversoul does just five things,
It summons and slaps,
freezes and zaps,
and slings death with the rocks its quake brings.



Piety felt no remorse,
as the thunderball gathered its force.
She'll cackle with glee,
as her foes try to flee,
cuz this time she'll shut down their ports.



Dominus promised his best,
As he faced the bold exile with zest-
but the lord and his horde,
met their match in a sword
Dominus, Terminus Est

LMAO, Bert.

One I've always liked, and it's oddly appropriate:

TBA TBA TBA,
TBA TBA TBA,
TBA TBA,
TBA TBA,
TBA TBA TBA.

It was used as a filler in a script for any random limerick to be decided on the fly. Your post reminded me of it.

quality, served like fine wine.
well done, DalaiLama.

Nice thread! Awesome limericks, love em all :)

I made some too!

A Bloodlines witch once thought
What a fine Shavs I've bought!
She melted face
All over the place
Then ripped in the Sceptre of God

There was a gang of Scions
Who wanted to go hunt some lions
One lion stood tall
And killed them all
He had a Cloak of Defiance

To avoid receiving further scorn,
Through Exalts he wished epics born.
Yet try as he might,
No eternals were his plight,
And his crafting only yielded thorns.
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Good?