MoonYu's contribution to Path Of Exile
" Great stuff here and all well documented. It's well known by those in the know that MoonYu's inability to get beyond Twilight Strand in over 100 attempts has single-handedly has given rise to the expressions "Epic Fail", "UberSuck", and the ever popular "Noob". It has been theorized actually that MoonYu would have had better results had he just leaned on the keyboard accidentally and allowed his dog to control the mouse. Even after months and months of playing his skill tree was still little more than a twig. We all owe a debt of gratitude for his monumental failures for both the super secret invincible mode and for inspiring the rest of us, regardless of age or skill, to feel good about our own pathetic game playing abilities. I for one would like to go on record for standing up and saying "Thank you MoonYu and may you forever embrace the suck." We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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Suck like a fox!
I used this game tweak that I so pathetically needed and suckered them good! I made it to Merciless last night with my solo self found Shadow! Sure I died a record 2.78 million times(per act), but I made it! Now i just need the GGG programmers watch me die another 1.3 billion times to get off this beach again.
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I love you all
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Just some more than others
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I contributed to the development of PoE
they made the character "Kole" in my honour here is a picture of me and ggg's staff:
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As an experiment to see if I could indeed play as poorly as MoonYu, I have rigged my keyboard to a high voltage battery that shocks me, rendering me unconscious for minutes at a time. I was still able to progress through insane difficulty using solo self found.
My next challenge will be to see if I can progress further than MoonYu using a typewriter that I'm only able to touch with my butt. "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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So....
How did this experiment go? I'm still stuck. |
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I think I'm going to need a bigger typewriter.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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I gave up on the idea of using a typewriter to play POE as that would be just dumb.
So my next challenge will be to use a braille keyboard whilst blindfolding myself and wearing five pairs of gloves so as to limit the effectiveness of sense of touch. I will then play left handed whilst standing upside down on my head and humming the words to MoonYu's favorite Tiny Tim song. "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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good luck. I'm still stuck. (Level 60 something) I hope maybe, just maybe to get to Hillock before Christmas.
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