Looked up Path of Exile on Gizoogle.

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peachii написал:
I'm literally crying..


Dan_GGG
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Yo there,

Please do not derail tha thread wit off topic n' straight-up shitty replies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Further postz of dis type is ghon be removed n' playas makin dem may be placed on probation.


I just woke up my dogs from laughing so hard. This is the best thread I've ever seen, easily. Put your motha fuckin choppers up hahaha
Current IGN: TheBearerOfLight
Gizoogle Chris: "Da State of Exile muthafuckas axed mah crazy ass ta post a reminder dat they podcast is dis weekend, as usual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack."
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When you hover over the Molten Shell Gem:

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Summons fiery elemenstrual shieldz providin additionizzle armour fo' a short duration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If cumulatizzle physical damage prevented by yo' blockin or armour reaches a threshold, tha shieldz explode outwards, dealin fire damage ta surroundin enemies.


I want this skill. NOW.
Последняя редакция: Reizoko#4460. Время: 8 июн. 2014 г., 23:53:02
Dominatin Blow
In they campaign ta become tha dominant order on Oriath, tha Templars often faced impossible odds. This hustled dem ta masta tha technique known as tha Dominatin Blow.

Dominatin Blow do not a god damn thang exceptionizzle when it strikes, lil mo' than some damage. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it also bindz tha ass of tha sucka ta tha will of tha casta fo' a short duration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If tha target takes a thugged-out dirt nap wit its ass bound, it will immediately reanimate, locked n loaded ta fight alongside its freshly smoked up masta fo' a time. With Dominatin Blow on they side, warriorz of Da Order was able ta overcome incredibly lopsided numbers up in battle, often turnin half of a army against itself.
Here is Chris's announcement about the hourly deals:

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Chris написал:
On Saturdizzle (startin at midnight PST) we'll be hustlin our first eva 24 minute Marathon Sale biaaatch! A different microtransaction is ghon be discounted by 50% every last muthafuckin hour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da trick (and fun) behind tha promotion is dat you don't give a fuck whatz on sale up in what tha fuck slots, so you can check tha salez hourly ta possibly grab dunkadelic deals on microtransactions you've been waitin for. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. We bout ta spread tha effects up among different timezones so dat mah playas has a phat chizzle ta grab suttin' phat. Rather than pickin tha schedule of effects ourselves, we'd like ta put you up in control - tell our asses what tha fuck effects you'd like ta peep discounted by 50% n' we'll git ta work buildin a list of tha ghettofab ones muthafucka!

Because of tha deep 50% discount, our phat asses don't plan ta apply it ta stash tab bundlez or any of tha 1.1.4 microtransactions from last week yo, but there be hundredz of other ghettofab ones ta pick from. Based on hood feedback, we'll assemble a schedule of tha 24 microtransactions dat is ghon be discounted on Saturday.

If dis sale goes well, we'll try ta add mo' formal support fo' votin on effects dat playas wanna be put on special.
Exile

"Bullshit, you get the game for free."
-Qarl


Description of the Conqueror Supporter pack:
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Conquer Wraeclast up in steez biaaatch! Da Conqueror Pack includes a cold-ass lil custom forum avatar pimped accordin ta yo' design as well as tha Exalted Orb Hoodie n' T-Shirt, tha Conquerorz Campaign Portal Effect, Conquerorz Reign Back Attachment, tha highest tier of Ghetto Portrait Frame n' all nine other effects/frames from lower packs muthafucka!


Make that portrait frame real, GGG.

Edit: THIS is gold.

Mao Kun Retrospective

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Yo ass can now play tha Mao Kun map at yo' local Eternal Laboratory if yo ass be able ta find a Unique Reef Map. Trip off hommie!


The comments are also hilarious.

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"just for try, for see and for know"
Последняя редакция: komlosi#7484. Время: 9 июн. 2014 г., 00:44:21
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Psyborg написал:
QUICK someone go through Charan's post history and start translating! :-D


Hey, I once posted the Declaration of Independence in Gizoogle in OT. I motherfuckin' love Gizoogle. And I'm fairly sure someone did it to one of my rants. Might have been the gardening one.

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LOL PORNOS.
If I like a game, it'll either be amazing later or awful forever. There's no in-between.

I am Path of Exile's biggest whale. Period.
Последняя редакция: Foreverhappychan#4626. Время: 9 июн. 2014 г., 00:35:53
HOW DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT THIS?????
(b) Personal abuse, foul language, inappropriate subject matter, obscene, harassing, threatening, hateful, or discriminatory or defamatory remarks of any nature ... are not permitted.

- PoE TOS.
Sorry guys, but I think I win this thread:

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/798109&sa=U&ei=7kGVU5WZI8L3O97dgYgC&ved=0CDIQFjAF&usg=AFQjCNH9Pn9dNjZYqtAUVWbSVENeUqaaIA

'Recently I chizzled mah avatar ta a portal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I wanna bust a nut on portals.'.

LEL.
(b) Personal abuse, foul language, inappropriate subject matter, obscene, harassing, threatening, hateful, or discriminatory or defamatory remarks of any nature ... are not permitted.

- PoE TOS.
Последняя редакция: bhavv#7360. Время: 9 июн. 2014 г., 01:15:05
"Yo muthafucka, Stonehenge biaaatch! Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck takes tha Pandorica, takes tha universe yo, but, wack shizzle everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot you all whizzin about. It aint nuthin but straight-up straight-up distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute cuz I AM TALKING!

Now tha question of tha minute is, "Whoz gots tha Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: Whoz comin ta take it from me son, biatch? Come on! Look at me biaaatch! No plan, no back-up, no weapons muthafucka! Oh, n' suttin' else I don't have: Anythang ta lose biaaatch! So! If you chillin up there up in yo' wack-ass lil spaceships wit all yo' wack-ass lil glocks n' you've gots any plans on takin tha Pandorica tonight, just remember whoz standin up in yo' way dawwwwg! Remember every last muthafuckin black dizzle I eva stopped you n' then, and then... do tha smart-ass thang: Let some muthafucka else try first".

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