Us dudes deployed content update 1.1.4 dis afternoon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its patch notes done been posted here. If you aint already peeped them, we've posted vizzlez of tha three freshly smoked up microtransactions: Soul Nexus Claritizzle Aura, Tentacle Wings Back Attachment n' Bandana Helmet Skin fo' realz. All three can be purchased here. Thanks again n' again n' again fo' yo' support son!
Da State of Exile muthafuckas axed mah crazy ass ta post a reminder dat they podcast is dis weekend, as usual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Therez a thread bout it here wit mo' shiznit.
Yo, I be soopa-doopa sorry ta hear dat dis has happened ta you n' you feel dat way. I can tell by yo' erection dat you put up in a shitload of effort ta git dat far. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it sucks dying, let a lone ta desync. Us dudes do our dopest ta minimise desync as Chris has busted lyrics bout here. If you want we can try help n' take a peep yo' connection (not dat I be blamin yo' connection at all) by runnin a winMTR report n' postin dat up in tha Technical & Account Support section or emailin our asses at support@grindinggear.com.
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7 Vaal gems + Vaal Fragment = Vaal Orb YAY For Science biaaatch! Favorite orb eva son!
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Последняя редакция: Nightmare90#4217. Время: 9 июн. 2014 г., 05:12:18
Now, at last, I understand what he is talking about. :P
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I have noticed dat tha point between sanitizzle n' insanitizzle is constantly conceptualized as a "spiral", which is what tha fuck tha Universe is comprised of, from tha black hole, ta tha sink holez n' whirlpools here on Earth. There be a theory dat spirals is a link ta natural silence. When nature is violent, n' creative, it creates spirals - insanitizzle is violent n' creative.
We is empty like tha Universe. Our asses aint being; we is becoming. What we become will always be another becoming. Da Universe is young, cosmically naive - so is we. There is no beginnin or end - no creator, or creation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da initial state dat was tha big-ass bang built tha fuck into another initial state pimped outer than tha previous which built tha fuck into a even pimped outer initial state - ad infinitum. Da fibonacci sequence, too, do not abandon its previous numbers, like humans abandon they errors fo' they freshly smoked up becoming. That is what tha fuck separates a pimped out mind from a ungrateful mind.
Da neurons up in our head is similar ta tha cosmic clustas up in space.
Da ass is mo' electrically actizzle than tha dome. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da dome bigs up tha heartz rhythm, not tha other way around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da ass be a funky-ass bigger dome than tha dome itself. Da ass is tha core - tha dome is tha control system. I also suspected dis mah dirty ass, when I observed up in every last muthafuckin thang dat is game, tha core was tha processor, n' tha centre.
Tesla wrote, "If you wanna find tha secretz of tha Universe, be thinkin up in termz of juice, frequency n' vibration..."
I wrote, "Yo ass cannot experience yo ass, without fuckin wit tha Universe; you cannot define yo ass, without definin tha Universe. Yo crazy-ass identitizzle can only be tha Universe; anythang but, be a identitizzle of fear, ignorizzle n' belilment of cosmic character, which controls you, while tha Universe need not control, fo' it is free n' becoming."
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On a underground note: If I wasn't able ta contribute ta dis work of smart-ass , I wouldn't gotta make dis kinda bout mah dirty ass; lest I wanted ta undermine smart-ass n' be pimped outer than any fool.
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Последняя редакция: VictorDoom#6290. Время: 9 июн. 2014 г., 06:34:12
Dominatin Blow
In they campaign ta become tha dominant order on Oriath, tha Templars often faced impossible odds. This hustled dem ta masta tha technique known as tha Dominatin Blow.
Dominatin Blow do not a god damn thang exceptionizzle when it strikes, lil mo' than some damage. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it also bindz tha ass of tha sucka ta tha will of tha casta fo' a short duration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If tha target takes a thugged-out dirt nap wit its ass bound, it will immediately reanimate, locked n loaded ta fight alongside its freshly smoked up masta fo' a time. With Dominatin Blow on they side, warriorz of Da Order was able ta overcome incredibly lopsided numbers up in battle, often turnin half of a army against itself.
Awesome :D
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These translations are so damn funny :) brang me ta tears all up in tha house biatch.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul...
I can't read this thread right now. I'm in a doctor's waiting room, and it's just not possible to read this without disrupting the entire place. Trip off homie!
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