Ask a (formerly) homeless (pseudo-)bum anything
"Due to an assault charge, I can't leave the state of Texas until I complete some court-ordered classes. I should be done with the classes, and the charges dropped, around Feb 15. So I couldn't take that job, at least not immediately. When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted. Последняя редакция: ScrotieMcB#2697. Время: 4 янв. 2014 г., 11:52:09
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" keepin' it classy! So how do you take a shower daily? Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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" That's a very narrow target audience, higher production costs and heavy competition. A homeless blog on the other hand can be found interesting by anyone, requires nothing more than your phone and with a proper push it's easier to get out to the people. Be ready. You're not paranoid, you're PREPARED.
I quit this game every few months and so should you to continue playing it in the future. The device is believed to have been dropped |
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" Might want to leave that bit off the resume. Hope it all works out for you, man. Never know what can happen! |
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"I would only be ashamed of it if I actually did something. Went with the classes only because I have zero confidence in public defenders and trials are expensive. When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
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" Stacking standard homeless people. Be ready. You're not paranoid, you're PREPARED.
I quit this game every few months and so should you to continue playing it in the future. The device is believed to have been dropped |
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Back in my mid 20's a had a tough stretch similar to what you're experiencing. Eventually, it turned around for me. Hope it does the same for you. Best wishes, man.
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Dear Homeless Bum,
I've known for years that transients all need their phones a lot more than most people. They get pre-paid service and stolen/used smart phones. They use public wifi (open to the public) and libraries. A lot of them are using VoIP for free calls. Would any of the bums you know want to spend $40-$100 on a cool little portable gadget which gives them more access to free wifi internet? I'm talking like miles and miles of extended range. Something which could work as a backup battery to recharge phones (and maybe include a solar panel for recharging). Do you enjoy camping? Have a great day. Sincerely, ionface Последняя редакция: ionface#0613. Время: 4 янв. 2014 г., 14:35:28
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Mind if I ask how the assault charges came about?
Hope you do well man. "Minions of your minions are your minion's minions, not your minions." - Mark
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"Signal range is actually a huge issue since shelters don't seem to have wifi and are not always located in the midst of urban development (you often have to get a little rural, testing the limits of public transit for the carless). I worry that your signal extended may be outside the typical homeless price range, but if it could be shared by many the cost could be split, making it more affordable. I cannot abide the cold. At all. It's funny because I'm from up north originally but in Texas I'm often shivering while wearing two coats and a sweater. So as far as me and camping go I need equipment, especially a good high-qual sleeping bag (which I have) and tent (which I don't), and also confidence that if I start a fire the law won't fuck with me. Outside of that, camping's fun. Used to do it up north in less homeless circumstances. "Yes, I do.
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That is an answer so you can't say I haven't answered all questions.
When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted. Последняя редакция: ScrotieMcB#2697. Время: 5 янв. 2014 г., 00:06:59
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